Sunday, January 4, 2009

Dear Kurt Warner,



Hi... My Name Is ILL.... U May Remember Me From Such Great Songs As Hamhocks Con Arroz, Klowns Need Love Also And From Dawn Of The Dead Where My Role As Zombie 538 Garnished Me An Oscar Nomination...

I Was Watching You Guys Play The Atlanta Falcons On Saturday... You Guys Looked Good... You Hit Fitzgerald For 43 Yards On The Flea Flicker... You Hit Boldin On The 71 Yard Catch And Run... Great... Hell, Even Edge Was Running Like He Was 25 Years Old Again... So Mr. Warner... Can I Ask You A Question...

WHY... IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY... DID YOU DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND PLAY LIKE SHYT WHEN I HAD YOU ON MY FANTASY TEAM IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME OF MY MONEY LEAGUE??? 30 Yards... 30 Gott Damn Yards... 90 Feet... If I Was British, It'd Be Meters... When You Brought My Beloved Giants Down, I Didn't Say Nothing... When You Took Matt Leinart's Starting Job, I Wasn't Mad At You...

BUT IN MY MONEY LEAGUE? 30 YARDS?

Mr. Warner, I Hope That Your Next Concussion (Which Will Be Coming Thanks To That Offensive Line) Knocks You Out... Not Enough To End Your Career... But Enough To Get You On Bed Rest... And I Hope You Log Onto The Internet.. And I Hope You Accidentally Come Across This Blog... After You Are Done Looking At The Now Defunct Arena League Standings Where You Were A Star... After You Relive The Glory Days Of Your St. Louis Rams... After You Recall Your Nights Out At Scores When You Were With The Giants... I Hope You Wind Up HERE... Don't Let Me See You In The Street... The Song Of The Day Is Dedicated To You And That Bullshyt Performance In My Championship Game...

Song Of The Day: Santogold - Shove It

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1 comment:

  1. SMH.. now you KNOW you are wrong LOL but I feel you.. he cost you MONEY lol

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